Just Plain Simple Comedy

These are Some of the Things and People I Like
(excluding those elsewhere, like Authors, Artists, etc.)

To me Comedy means things, words and people that are fun.

Like Spike Milligan – see the documentary Video I told you i was ill.

These are on this web page:

Gerard Hoffnung and Frankie Howerd:
Do you remember the comedians who addressed the Oxford Union? If you’ve heard Gerard Hoffnung’s Address from 1958 before, you’ll know how funny he is; if you haven’t, just listen once (and twice, and again and again and again)! Frankie Howerd, too, would you believe! (“Mock ye not!”).
Monty Python’s Flying Circus, The Two Ronnies and The One Ronnie:
These were mostly famous for their television work, but I’ve added a few more remarks here. See television comedies for most information, but I’ve added some more comments here.
‘Drunken Elk Found in Tree’:
This is an amusing tale, if ever there was one.
‘Polari’:
If you don’t know this language, read on.
Spoof Art:
Clever reworks of classics some classics.
Cartoons:
From The Guardian and elsewhere by Steve Bell, Berger and Wyse, Artoons by Peter Duggan, and some Computer Cartoons.
 

Some of the things on other web pages:

Pub names and Real Ale
This is just what it says on the label. Real ale should put you in the right frame of mind to enjoy the rest of these “fun” things.
Fun with the English language
With puns, word games, Spoonerisms, pangrams, and odd things you can do with E N g L i S H, and a few serious remarks about the language.
Puns (hundreds of them), Schoolboy Howlers and Bad Language
(No, not that sort of bad language!) and some jokes that should make you think.
Comedy
Misuses and misunderstandings
Of English and other languages.
Miscellaneous trivia, thoughts and dreams
Things you’d never believe; historical trivia, UKIP’s problems, illusions and internet URLs.
Jokes
If you’re looking for jokes you’d hear in a pub, they’re here.
One-line jokes
They’re here too as are others with more substance.
(Did you hear the one about the priest who dreamed he was giving a sermon; then he woke up and found that he was?).
Silly Signs
If you like some of the mad things people write and do, look no further than here. (Road signs, advertisements with spelling mistakes, just plain daftness.)
Fun and Recreations
Pastimes like Brain-teasers, Sudoku, Crosswords, and for me, Railway and other Timetables, Real Ale and Pub Names.
Sports mishaps
Enjoy these sports calamities at the London 2012 Olympic Games. Apart from Tom Daley’s success and Mr Bean’s performance, these were the best part of the Olympics for me.
Television Comedies (and Radio)
The complete scripts of The Two Ronnies’ “Four Candles” or “Fork Handles” sketch, the One Ronnie’s Blackberry sketch and the Dead Parrot sketch from the Monty Python team (John Cleese and Michael Palin). Also I’ve some words about modern stand-up comics like Bill Bailey (have you seen his DVD “Bill Bailey’s Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra”?), Jo Brand and David Mitchell; and some real classics like Morecambe and Wise, ’Allo, ’Allo and Reggie Perrin (Leonard Rossiter). One of the few TV advertisements I like is Aleksandr, founder of comparethemeerkat.com. Simples! and there are some real meerkats. Lastly there’s Matt Lucas and David Walliams in Little Britain and Come Fly With Me, Last of the Summer Wine and Outnumbered. There’s some comedy that’s not particularly associated with television (though some of the content was, not forgetting radio – “Shut up, Eccles!”).

Gerard Hoffnung at the Oxford Union

Gerard Hoffnung

Hoffnung, a cartoonist, tubist, impresario, broadcaster and public speaker was aged just 33 at the time of this performance. Sadly he died of a brain haemorrhage the following year. Although he wasn’t very prominent on television, Gerard Hoffnung was a very talented comedian. If you’ve heard his Address to the Oxford Union (1958) before, you’ll know how funny he is; if you haven’t, just listen once (and twice, and again and again and again)! It was recorded on 4th December 1958, and someone has put it onto YouTube. There are several recordings; this, in three parts is the full monty:

Be sure to listen to him; you won’t be disappointed, I guarantee!


The Bricklayer’s Lament — by Gerard Hoffnung

If it’s just the Bricklayer’s bit you want, there’s Video this version with fairly good sound reproduction.

The Two Ronnies

Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett had a long-running comedy series back in the 1970s. Their sketches were always funny, in my opinion, and many are on YouTube. Ronnie Barker’s adeptness while playing with the English language was wonderful. And Ronnie Corbett’s armchair monologues were usually very funny. But their Four Candles/Fork Handles was many people’s favourite.

The One Ronnie

After Ronnie Barker died, Ronnie Corbett faded somewhat, but is now, in his 80s, thriving. In 2010 he starred in an 80th birthday special with Harry Enfield. The Blackberry sketch, mocking our current obsession with gadgets, was excellent.

Polari

Polari is a form of slang that is said to date back to the 16th Century. It is a mixture of French, Italian, Cockney and many other languages. (“Pollari” is also the Finnish word for a cop [a police officer]). It has been used by various groups over the years for ‘secret’ or private, discrete communication between its speakers, to evade understanding by others, notably the police (a bit like TLAs). These groups include prostitutes, criminals, sailors, and most recently gays. The language was popularised in the radio programme Round the Horne by ‘Julian’ and ‘Sandy’, two very camp characters played by Hugh Paddick and Kenneth Williams.

Wikipedia has a good entry on Polari, including a small glossary or dictionary of Polari words. And, unless your religious prejudices are too sensitive, take a look at the Polari Bible, a full ‘translation’ of the King James’ Version by the Manchester Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. It includes Psalm 23:

Fantabulosa, don’t you think? Mmm, please yerself then!

Monty Python’s Flying Circus

Monty Python

 
The Final Rip Off; this recording contains lots of their familiar sketches, some musical – there’s The Lumberjack Song, Henry Kissinger, Sit on my Face, Spam...


You can find plenty of their sketches on YouTube and on DVDs.

Life of Brian is pretty good, and caused a lot of controversy when it was first released as a film, especially from the religious set. But probably most people’s favourite is the Dead Parrot sketch.
And now for something completely different... Check out Video Monty Python – Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook.

Frankie Howerd at the Oxford Union

Frankie Howerd

Frankie Howerd was better known for Up Pompeii, but watch this! It is in five parts, the first four are on YouTube, but the fifth is too bawdy for them (rated 18+, Parental Control disabled), so there’s another web site for it.

“Oh no, missus! Oh no! Titter ye not!” – the amazing thing is that after two minutes, he has barely said anything coherent, yet has the audience in roars of laughter.

‘Drunken Elk Found in Tree’...

...was the headline, which seemed to me to be almost a bad attempt at a pangram (‘The Quick Brown Fox...’, etc.), or something from the Daily Star, like ‘Elvis’s Face Seen on Moon’; but it seems that there’s something about rotting apples in Sweden that appeals to these animals, especially if alcohol is being produced. (Alcoholic drinks are so expensive in the Nordic countries!) I hope the elk’s hangover wasn’t too bad.

Sports Mishaps

You may have been misled by seeing the picture of a sport mishap in the “Comedy” block on my Home page, and directed your web browser to come here. Fear ye not! There are falls by the dozen to be found.
[The picture on the right is just daft]

See also Fun & Recreations and Money.


Lorries

Spoofs or Copies of Famous Works of Art

This section contains some spoof works of art (the ‘real thing’ can be found through my arts web page). There are also some newspaper cartoons that amuse me.

Salvador Dalí

⇐ Simpsons: Dalí’s Persistence of Memory
(by Matt Groening)

Dalí’s iPhone ⇒

See also Dalí’s Original Persistence of Memory

Leonardo da Vinci

From Leonardo’s Ninja Period

See also Leonardo’s Original Mona Lisa

Michelangelo

⇐ Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam
from the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican

Michelangelo’s David ⇒
after a stay in America

See also Michelangelo’s Original Creation of Adam and David
and see also the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Spoof Durex Ad

In 2012 The Drum launched a ‘Fauxlympics’ competition for spoof ads. One of the winners for Durex’s Performa condoms managed to fool Adweek who chose it as one of their ads of the day with loads of praise to Durex.


Some Cartoons from The Guardian and elsewhere

Thatcher by Steve Bell

Cartoons by Berger and Wyse


Evolution

Cat Food

Sick