http://www.maximonline.com/world_o_sex/articles/article_4916.html Once upon a_actually, every time a bedroom opportunity presents itself, the potential for mind-blowing, body-rocking sex is there. Ah, but what kind of sex? Depending on where you are and what kind of mood you're in when the urge to merge hits you, you two could opt for porn-star shagging, an all-business quickie in the supply closet, or a romantic weekend playing "explorer" in each other's pants. It's knowing what to do in each situation that separates the men from the boys. As Jeanine, 26, says, "A guy who's amazing in bed knows when to be wild and experimental, when to be slow and sweet, and when to just grab me and bend me over something sturdy." In other words, different pokes demand different strokes, and having a strategy for whatever comes your way can make the difference between a fantastic experience and a mediocre one. Read on and master the grand slam of sex scenarios. Collect all seven! SEX TYPE #1: NOPEY (No-Sex Sex) Well, maybe "no-intercourse sex" is a better name. Thanks to a cruel and unjust God, sometimes one party is horny and the other ain't. Or maybe you just went at it in the shower solo ("But Buffy was on_"), or she's riding the crimson tide_There are lots of hideous possibilities. "Mismatched libidos happen all the time in relationships," says Melinda Gallagher, founder of CAKE, a trendy sex entertainment company for women. "It doesn't mean there's something horribly wrong." Begrudgingly agreeing to sex leads to resentment; denying it leads to frustration. But there's a wonderful middle ground, in which the "not tonight" party lavishes his or her full nongenital attention on the horndog. Skipping intercourse every once in a while in favor of manual or oral makes for mouth-watering sex later on, when you're both in the mood. Even getting him- or herself off can be an erotic experience for the hornier party, as long as the other party acts as willing voyeur. "Most women will be a little shy at first, but being able to masturbate in front of a man is a hugely liberating experience," says Gallagher. "To make her comfortable, make yourself a part of the action by touching her breasts, licking her inner thighs, or placing your hand over hers." "My boyfriend and I live together, so we have sex all the time," says Cheryl, 31. "Every once in a while, I need a release and he's tapped out. When that happens he'll do this great thing where he'll tell me how hot it is to watch me, and he'll coach me all the way. Best part: Sometimes he gets so horny watching, we have sex! We both win!" SEX TYPE #2: SLEEPY (Morning Sex) Maybe you woke up in the middle of the night to find your girlfriend's bottom nestled happily against the lead pipe between your legs. Or maybe you're both curled up on the couch on a rainy Sunday afternoon when you awaken to notice her nipples popping up to say hi through her white cotton tank top. Yes, you're barely conscious, but that's no reason to deprive yourselves of carnal pleasure. And even if girls are too tired to show it, they often want sleepy sex, too. The key: We don't want to have to work for it. So the idea is to get her aroused before she has a chance to declare that she's too, uh, bushed. "The best thing about slumber sex is when a few seemingly innocent little touches under the covers lead to a surprisingly big turn-on," says Gallagher. Assuming you're already lying down next to her, take Gallagher's advice and start by letting your dominant hand slide under her clothes, teasing her nipples with little strokes and playing with her curlicues. Caress where the bottoms of her butt cheeks meet the tops of her thighs, teasing her into a lazy tizzy. When you feel her giving in (body gets limp, breathing gets heavier), start to inch her pajama bottoms down to mid-thigh. In the movies you'd roll on top of her at this point, but that frankly sounds like a lot of effort. The easiest way to seal the deal in a sleepy state of mind is to cuddle up spoon-style and enter her from behind. "This position requires the least energy because neither of you is bearing the weight of your own body or the other person's," says Paul Joannides, author of Guide to Getting It On. Katie, 26, agrees. "I love this because it feels dirty," she gushes. "It's like you're barely conscious and he's in control." Bonus: For once she won't care if you nod off immediately after getting off. SEX TYPE #3: RUTTY (Animal Sex) Just because women are fundamentally hungry for romance doesn't mean they don't also want to be naughty. How can you tell when your woman is in the mood to reenact a Mickey Rourke movie? Pay attention to what she's wearing. If she's sporting a low-cut shirt with a push-up bra and heels, she's probably had wild sex in the back of her mind since the second she woke up that morning. Just ask Lisa, 25. "When I'm horny, I definitely dress more suggestively and drink more heavily," she admits. "I want to let go and get a little nuts sexually." Obviously, you want with every bone in your body to encourage this bad behavior. So when you see her, sneak your hand playfully between her knees under the table, unbutton her top button in the cab, or grab her from behind as she walks up the stairs. When you're finally alone, do something you've never done before_whether it's tying a blindfold around her eyes or slipping a hand down the back of her pants_to send the message that tonight is going to be extra wild. "Down and dirty sex is all about putting your mouth, fingers, and other body parts everywhere they don't belong. It makes me feel like an out-of-control, lust- ridden animal," says Nina, 29. "And it has to come on fast. A guy should be a little aggressive, a little impatient." Asking naughty questions during sex is also a good way to get edgy. "When a guy starts asking me if I'd like to do kinky stuff, it works two ways," says Carrie, 27. "First off, it gets me horny, but more importantly, it makes me feel like I'll have some control over the stuff that's going to happen_because he's asking me, not barking at me." If she's got you in a dog collar, though, feel free to bark. SEX TYPE #4: QUICKIE (Fast and Sneaky Sex) Because of the added danger of humiliation, disgrace, and possible imprisonment, the prospect of a quickie_in the bathroom at a party, under a blanket at the beach, on her office desk over the weekend_is guaranteed to get a girl extra excited. "Women love to be surprised by their boyfriends in forbidden places," says Gallagher. "The fact that we're breaking rules makes us so hot." This is the kind of balls-to-the-wall encounter that she's going to brag about to her friends the next day and remember fondly five years down the road, simply because it was so risqu‚. Warning: It's the thought of danger_not real danger_that turns her on; going down on her while she's driving on a crowded highway or doing it on a conference table when her boss is around is out of the question. The trick is to choose a relatively safe, secluded, but theoretically accessible location and then let lawlessness reign. Strategy? You don't have much time, so you're going to have to get her hot and bothered in a jiffy. "Talking to me is key if you're going to try and persuade me to slip into a closet and do the nasty within the next five minutes," says Francesca, 29. "Say something like, `You know what I would like to do? Take you into that room, pull up your skirt, and shove my tongue between your legs.'" A little frenzied, whispered graphic description will get her mind in the gutter fast. If her response to your wicked suggestion is positive, don't waste a second. Start by kissing her frantically and pawing her like it's your last five minutes on Earth. Skip her breasts altogether, yank down her pants, and lick where it counts (or have her rub-a-dub her nub) to turn her on and get her wet simultaneously. As much fun as she'll be having, don't expect her to hit her inner high before you do_or even at all. Most women can't come during a quickie, but that's OK. "I need a lot of stimulation to orgasm, which takes a lot of time," says Crystal, 22. "But having his johnson inside me for even five minutes midday is plenty gratifying." SEX TYPE #5: SAPPY (Romantic Sex) If tonight happens to be a special occasion, or you just came this close to breaking up, no other kind of sex will do. A sweet, languorous roll in the hay reminds your girlfriend that in spite of your occasional screwups and general lack of maturity, you are nonetheless worthy of her love. See, even daring women who like spanking, bondage, horses, you name it, crave romantic sex. It makes them feel connected to you and secure in their relationship. Cinematic kissing is the cornerstone, so start by laying your lips on her mouth, neck, collarbone, palms, and anywhere else you can think of. One move girls swear by is to lean her back, supporting her with one arm as if you were dipping her, then lifting her shirt to kiss every inch of her breasts. All in good time, lay her back onto the bed and focus excessive attention between her legs_and for once, resist her attempts to pull you into man-on-top action. "Knowing that he wants me to just be still while he kisses and touches me all over is the most romantic thing in the world," says Janine, 25. Think Harlequin romance novel; think soap opera. When her eyes are closed, believe it or not, you become Brad Pitt. So act like it. This is no time to break out Assmasters IV. Pick a position that's intimate_face-to-face, with nobody's ankles up behind their ears. Have her sit on top of you so you're facing each other and her legs are wrapped around you. "This position allows you deep penetration while forcing you to take it slow," says Joannides. Hold her in a loose hug as she grinds against you in a steady, hypnotic rhythm; continue to kiss her face and chest, if only to distract yourself from blowing too soon. When you're both yearning for a greater range of motion, roll her over and continue in the missionary position, whispering sweet things in her ear. "What makes sex extra romantic is when a guy looks at me while we're having sex and tells me how beautiful I am and how good it feels to be with me," says Kristi, 28. Remember: Prove you can pull it off the nice way and she'll feel confident giving it to you down-and-dirty later. SEX TYPE #6: STUDLY (Marathon Sex) It happens all the time at the beginning of a relationship, and not nearly enough once you've been dating someone for a while. You spend an entire day (or maybe two) buck naked in bed, alternately lounging and screwing. "All-day sex makes me feel like we're the only two humans on the planet," says Heather, 21. "And it gives you time to take turns totally indulging each other, because you know there'll be plenty of time to reciprocate." The perfect time for one of these sexfests is when the two of you haven't been spending enough time together lately_like when one of you has been away on a business trip or working long hours at the sleep deprivation clinic. Planning? Nah_the beauty of all-day nooky is that it's best served spontaneously. Just wake up on a Saturday morning and tell her all you want to do today is ravage her. What girl won't blow off her manicure appointment, brunch, and shopping with friends for that? Or better yet, the two of you can call in sick. You should constantly be touching, stroking, tickling. Since you have so much time, try doing the things you usually only do for a minute for much, much longer_like sucking on her earlobe, rubbing her stomach, or kissing her back and legs. Think of it as an entire day of foreplay with lots of sex in between. "Since you'll be talking between takes, ask her what she likes_and then do it to her 15 minutes later," says Gallagher. One thing to keep in mind: Each time you reinitiate sex, she's going to be more sensitive, so using some artificial lubrication from the get-go is key. Keep a quality brand_K-Y Silk-e is a good one_in a bedside drawer. SEX TYPE #7: PERVY (Fantasy Sex) Sometimes your sex life is good but a little too predictable. You might even have sex every day, but if it's always foreplay-then-missionary-then-The Daily Show, it's time to break some new ground. The good news: She's probably anxious to mix it up, too. So pick a night, any night, and just trick things up. Introduce a tube of lube or a vibrator, get her more comfortable with doggy-style_get experimental. "It's important to change things every once in a while," says Gallagher. "Surprises are what make the difference between a good sex life and a great one." Put a little planning into the night_perhaps a little porn to kick things off?_and before you slide into bed, entice your girlfriend with word of the surprise to come. She'll be putty in your hands_women love surprises! (Warning: Surprise should not have hooves.) Talk the talk while making the move, something like, "It's really exciting to try new things with you. It makes me feel even closer to you." This will help her to frame the night as a bonding experience_so how could she say no? "One of the best things about my relationship is that my boyfriend can gauge when we need to change things up in bed," says Veronique, 26. "One night the elevator in our building was out, so we had to take the stairs. Halfway up, my boyfriend sat down and pulled me down with him. He gave me this sweet look with a devilish little smile and started unzipping his pants. I knew this was going straight to headville, and I was on board. Now `the elevator is out' is code word for a b.j." And they boinked happily ever after.