The Last Film in the Camera

If you had just one shot left on the film in your camera, which one of these would you like it to be?

And after that are some situations that could be somebody’s Last Moment


“Bully!”

“Didn’t you see the Give Way sign?”

“They said this would be a fun ride”

“Everything’s OK here. AAAaaahhh...!!!”

“Now you can see the setting sun”

“I’m going wild-life hunting with my new water-pistol”

“I said ‘Wave!’ not ‘Smile!’”

“I knew I should have had that rear brake-block replaced!”

“Timber!!!” [Well you wood say that!]

“When I said ‘Mum’s behind you’, I didn’t mean your Mum!”

“Which one of you is the camp dentist?”

“This is a nice quiet place for a paddle”

“I dream of having arachnophobia” [list of phobias]

“The sign said Road. How was I supposed to know it meant Railroad?”

“Don’t they have steep inclines on these mountain railways?”

“That chip out of the bunker is going to cause a chip on my lens!”

“You get a good view of the geological rock formations from here. See that excellent example of a shale lithosome angular unconformity?”

“When I said ‘See you later, alligator’, I was only joking; I just thought I might drop by later”

“I’ll catch it if I just scoot a bit faster”

Not quite in the same league as the previous lot, but I don’t think these will be used again! (Except, maybe, as replacement Tardises?)

Living on the Edge

Things I will not do before I get old!

Fortunately, I am already old; I didn’t get this way by being stupid!


Cliff camping

Cycling in Norway

Climbing Redwoods

Tree camping in Germany

Skywalking in the Alps

Rock climbing in South Africa

Ice climbing a frozen waterfall

Sitting on the Trolltunga rock (the Troll’s tongue) in Norway

Jumping on the Trolltunga rock in Norway

Walking over a crevasse

Extreme picnicking; I can’t see any food on the table!

Extreme skiing in Wyoming

Just having a look around

Glacier-boarding anywhere

Sitting around at Yosemite National Park, California

Biking on the Cliffs of Moher, County Clare in the west of Ireland

Skywalking on Mount Nimbus in Canada

Extreme kayaking at Victoria Falls, on the border between Zambia and Zimbabwe

Climbing Mount Wellington, above Hobart, Tasmania, Australia

Standing on the Edgewalk at the CN Tower in Toronto, Canada (tickets are $175+tax)

Diving 30 metres through a rock monolith in Portugal